A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''

This old guy was out hunting and had not seen a thing all day, it was close to dark and he had not fired his gun at anything. So, just to say he shot it he fired a round up into the air. About that same time a small meteor crashed not far from him, lit up the sky and made a terrible loud noise, burned off about 100 acres of forest. The old guy, taking all of this in, went home, placed his gun in the rack and never took it out again. When asked some years later why he never hunted anymore He took the person out to this huge crater in the ground " I aint got no idea what I hit that day, but I have been afraid it had relatives that may be looking for me "

 

 

LOL I had to steal this one from a friend when he sent it to me.   see I do read your mail that you send me. 

That is sad about changing the Logo I really love the Monkey boy.  I like seeing that he change with the seasons. 

Wishing the best to all.  Have a great year.  Think of all the things we can do this year.  Learn lots of things new, great belly laughts,  and have lots of love for everyone.  Have fun this year. KK

 

 

"A new year is unfolding - like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within."
-- Anonymous

Will we are back from the Docs.   Hip not so great but something we will just have to live with for now.  But we will be going to have surg sometime in the spring.  That was as long as I could put the Doc off.  Have to go and work on his other leg.  LIke GET out that is his good leg.  O well I am only a nurse not a Doc.  But Joshua and I both agree to the surg as it might make his life better in the long run.  Have a great New Year EVE everyone.  TTFN Karen

 

PS Thank you Sass

As most people that do know me they know that I have one child name Josh.  He is what makes me smile no matter what is going on in our life.  12 years ago I was told that my child would never walk or even roll over.   Josh was in and out of a wheelchair most of his life.  He has been out of it now for  over year and a half.  I got him a new wheelchair as that boy is growing TALL.   LOL but then his Mother is 5feet9.  When he seen the wheelchair he ask why did you get that as I will never use one again as long as I live.  I have seen my son walk when each step is very painful.   Yes I am very happy for my very outgoing child that loves life.   

 

He has been falling the last few months for no reason, just boom on the ground.  I took him to his Peds to have some Xrays done so that we can rule out any ortho before we go to nervous system. 

 

Will today we are off to his Ortho Doc as his femoral head is not right.  Is this is a big hill? nope not in Josh life it is just a small bump in the road.  

 

See ya soon .  TTFN Karen 

HI Peeps,

       This year has been the most stress free of my Christmas.   You would think that this would be more stressful as Joshua Father pass away this year in Feb.  We spent a great day with my Mother on Christmas Eve at her home and she came over to my home for Christmas day.  It was nice seeing Joshua face when he open his gifts.  That is what makes me happy to see my son Happy.    Hope all had a great Christmas.

OMG have you looked outside?  I was taking pics of the trees and leaves on the grass.  I have always complained that our winters are ugly all wet and brown.  To me it always seem to go from hot to cold.  The fall colors are so nice.  I feel like I just woke up and am seeing the real world.  What I see is great.   Have a great day today go outside and look around. 

Hi Peeps,

        What are you going to be on Halloween are you going to dress up and have fun?  What would you dress up as even if you are not going to?  I have been working on my outfit for the last month.   I am going as little Red Riding Hood.  As my Boyfriend dont want to go as the big bad wolf.  I am going to sing "A tisket a tasket a wolfie in my basket".  I will have a wolf head in my basket.   LOL   William wants to wear leather pants....MMMM cant wait to see that.  DAMN he will be hot looking.   I should tell him to take out his Bike and we go for a ride that night.    OK, lol, way off what I was going to ask.  Post what you will be or would love to be.  Have fun, KK

HI Peeps. 

      Man it is really cool outide today.  MMMm I love fall.  LOWER ele bills.  LOL  have a great day, KK